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Friday, April 11, 2014

Noah – Mike Shaw’s Movie Review

By Mike Shaw

As one critic put it: "Uh, no." This pic is an overblown mess. Check out my review over at the Mike's Comments. All in all, this Noah is about what you’d expect from an atheist vegan director with way too much money to spend.

Editor's Note: Here is part of the review. I would like to thank Mike for keeping me from wasting my money. RK

“And now for your plot twist. Before the voyage, Methuselah blessed Ila, and cured her infertility. Sure enough, she gets pregnant on the ark. You’d think this new grandchild would be welcome, but no! Noah says that if it’s a girl, he must kill her. Even though he doesn’t in the end—heck, she has twin girls—this nonsense takes up an inordinate amount of running time.”

“As an added bonus, the Noah getting naked and drunk scene (Gn 9:21-27) is crammed in and botched, leaving audiences puzzled.”

“All in all, this Noah is about what you’d expect from an atheist vegan director with way too much money to spend.”

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